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“I love my Vit-a-mix,” she continued, enunciating each syllable, before launching into a highly complimentary review of the company’s return and repair policy. “I love it so much, I would recommend it to the dead!”My thoughts exactly.
Of course, "I would recommend it to the dead" jibes suspiciously with my theory that Something Happened in 1985, and we all are dead (or we're aliens or we were hit by a meteor and catapulted into a parallel universe) and don't know it.
ReplyDeleteWhen you think about it, a Jamaican lady you've never met in your life rushing across a crowd to tell a complete stranger she loves her Vitamix so much she would recommend it to the dead is a tad....SCARY.
JUST KIDDING!!