kitchen table math, the sequel: Spell Czech

Monday, May 24, 2010

Spell Czech

Eye halve spelling chequer.  It came with my pea sea.
It plainly marques four my revue miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word and weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write.  It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is made, it nose bee fore two long,
And I can put the error rite.  Its rarely ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it, I am shore your pleased two no.
Its letter perfect in its weigh.  My chequer tolled me sew.

~Sauce Unknown

Source:  Hake Grammar & Writing


Redkudu said...

Here's Taylor Mali's version. Some possible NSFW language, but very funny.

Luke said...

Very nice.


Independent George said...

Even better, I believe Czech is a 100% phonetic language.

Catherine Johnson said...

oh my gosh - that reminds me!

I never wrote up my interview with Mary Hake!