Bride of Wildenstein

Holy Mother of Pearl.

Rich divorcee Jocelyn Wildenstein spent a rumoured £2million on cosmetic surgery to keep her husband, but succeeded only in ruining the good looks she was born with.

These photos are not for the faint of heart.

You've been warned.

The kicker:

The first time Wildenstein saw his newly-sculpted wife, he was said to have screamed in horror, unable to recognise her.

The horror.