I love student logic misfires just as much.
From Ignorance is Blitz: Mangled Moments of History From Actual College Students Paperback by Anders Henriksson:
Judyism was the first monolithic religion. It had one big God named 'Yahoo'.And this:
Noah's ark came to it's end near Mt. Arafat.
These pre-Socratics lived long before Plato and were not decisively influenced by his work.
Eventually Christian started the new religion with sayings like, 'The mice shall inherit the earth'. Later Christians fortunately abandoned this idea.
Romans persacuted Christians by lionizing them in public stadiums.
Without the discovery of the flying buttock it would have been an impossible job to build the Gothic cathedral.
(Regarding the Black Plague): "Death rates exceeded 100% in some towns."
This was a time of stunned growth. The plague also helped the emergence of English as the national language of England, France, and Italy.
Renaissance merchants were beautiful and almost lifelike. They enriched themselves by planting wool and selling it for clothing. They increased these profets by paying interest to people who borrowed money from them. This produced even more grits for the mills of change.
Hitler, who had become depressed for some reason, crawled under Berlin. Here he had his wife Evita put to sleep, and then shot himself in the bonker.
Stalin, Rosevelt, Churchill, and Truman were known as the 'big three'.
It is now the age of now. This concept grinds our critical, seething minds to a halt.You can say that again.