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So.
Jury duty.
I am called.
It is 8:56 pm; I am, possibly, supposed to be at Ground Zero tomorrow morning, 8:30 am, to report for duty. Which would mean taking the 7:15 am train.
I say "possibly," because I don't know whether I personally am to report to duty tomorrow morning or not. To find out, I am to call this number:
212.805.0159
Try it.
Right now. 8:57 est
See what you get.
I feel a big, fat case of hooky coming on.
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Have I mentioned I don't like cool people?
Well, just for fun, I did dial that number. What's with the voice? Does it sound funky like that because it's automated?
That's assuming, of course, that it was automated. For the record, I called at 10:18 cst, and still got the message to check back later for updates. What is up with that??
Bring a book with with a big picture of Ann Coulter on it to read. Trust me. It works every time.
Tell them you're related to lawyers. Tell them you're married to one.
Tell them you're an officer in the military. That one worked for my dad his whole life, although he was annoyed about it.
Bring a book with with a big picture of Ann Coulter on it to read. Trust me. It works every time.
OH MY GOD
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT
What's with the voice?
What's with the voice is that the justice system chose to have an a*****e record the message in a tone of heavy downtown irony.
At least, I think it's heavy downtown irony.
I wouldn't know.
I dislike cool people, as I say.
My sister said, "You have to go; you'll be in contempt of court."
So I'm thinking, "Is there a category called contempt of individual juror?"
Anyway, I'm not there.
I'm here.
So either I am in contempt of court, or I am not.
Simple!
Tell them you're an officer in the military.
Think they'll buy it?
Maybe I could tell them I write a blog.
Bring a book with with a big picture of Ann Coulter on it to read. Trust me. It works every time.
Does it work?
Really?
So you're thinking War Against the Schools' Academic Child Abuse won't do it?
When they ask you to state your name, just tell them, "My name is Catherine 'Hang 'Em High' Johnson."
That should do it.
i may just do that
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