I'm particularly keen on Amy:
How about the Hire Teachers Who Know A Goddamned Thing Or Two Besides Pedagogy and Hoopjumping Act (HTWKAGTOTWPHA)? No?
OK, how about the Cry As China Leaves Us In the Dust Act? (CACLUDS?)
Maybe the Remedial Bachelor’s Degree Act.
Or the Never Come Near My Child With A Calculator Again Act.
As the parent of a kindergartner, I’m more & more in favor of the Hand Over the Per-Cap Money to the Parents So We Can Educate Them Act. Yes, i know NCLB gets there eventually, but it takes too goddamned long.
Crimson Avenger has a good one, too.