Saturday night Andrew came downstairs not wearing any pants & started bugging Ed to fix him a bagel.
Ed told him to go back upstairs and put some pants on first. Then he could have a bagel.
No. Andrew wanted a bagel.
So Ed got Andrew's Neo and typed: "First pants, then bagel."
Andrew erased "First pants, then bagel" and wrote "First bagel, then pants."
He probably learned that from the Caterpillar CEOs.
Andrew Googles Caterpillar